Welcome Fox & Friends to Chez Traitres, where the GOP elite meet to eat dinner and plan their next criminal enterprise. I’ll be your server this evening.
First, may I recommend the crow. We have Poe’s bird deep-fried, or in a fricassee or a ragout, or, for those of you who fancy yourselves true Trumpenproles, crow tartare. Delicious!
Of course, for those less adventurous souls among you, we offer that good old American standby, the Nothingburger, which we have taken the liberty of slathering with our world famous Russian dressing.
For dessert, I suggest the Humble Pie. It’s fresh.
Can I bring you a glass of Trump Blanc de Blanc (2009) to get you started? We also have it available in the five-gallon box.