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(Thank God for Schadenfreude)

Artwork by Chris Sears, chris.sears.art@gmail.com.

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YOUR SENATE RACES UPDATE

July 16, 2020

LIVES IN THE BALANCE

Is deliverance at hand? Could the cancerous blockage in the nation’s digestive system (aka Moscow Mitch McConnell) finally be removed from office by a former female fighter pilot named Amy McGrath? I’m telling you there’s a chance!

As promised two weeks ago, here is an updated status report of this year’s U.S. Senate races, the outcomes of which are so crucial to whether this nation survives as a democracy.

Presented with the standard caveat—all things change in time, and a poll is only good for the day it is taken. Four months is half an eternity in the world of politics.

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Based on the numbers above, if the election were held today, the Democrats would pick up six seats (with two still undecided) and thereby take control of the Senate by a 53-47 margin. Let’s hope that one of the departing incumbents is the Kentucky Turtle himself. (Mitch really should have that goiter looked at.)

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